I HATE TESTING THINGS!!!
I don’t understand what the point is in testing a blog site that you develop. And what the hell, WHY DO I HAVE TO LEARN 30 MINUTES OF MONKEY CODE JUST TO INDENT MY FUCKING PARAGRAPH!!!???
See that image over there? It’s bullshit. I hope it was taken by a B-2 stealth bomber right before it dropped an assload of bunker buster missiles on that garbage neighborhood. I’m not sure if B-2 is the right classification for a stealth bomber, and I’m not even gonna look it up because I really don’t care. Besides I’m too busy editing this GOD DAMN WEBSITE DO I HAVE TO FUCKING GOOGLE HOW TO INDENT A PARAGRAPH!!!??? UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!!!
And now what the hell!? Just so I can have my text go underneath that image of hopeful suburban destruction I need to mess with all these boxes. I don’t understand it so I hate it so it should be burned in a fire started by Kanye West rubbing his butt cheeks together. That way the people who made this will be paying attention.
Why the hell should I have to prove myself, anyway? What am I? The white guy in every 80’s kung fu movie? You show me ‘paint the fence’ and I’ll show you WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY MOUSE!!!??? EVERY TIME I RIGHT-CLICK THE PIECE OF SHIT IT CLICKS LIKE 2,000 TIMES!!! BROKEN ASS GARBAGE SITE PROBABLY GAVE ME A COMPUTER VIRUS
And Now what the hell!? I didn’t even mean to put this down here. I wanted this paragraph I CAN’T INDENT to be somewhere up around where I’m pointing, and it’s down here. You know what, fuck it. I can’t remember what I was going to write anyway.
I finally found out how to add an indent to a paragraph, and I feel like I would have had a more fun time skinning my own WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!??? THAT’S NOT HOW INDENTS WORK YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT SOFTWARE OH MY GOD FUCK MY LIFE
Jesus Christ this box is huge. I can’t tell if the box is big or my font is small. Also, why the hell did the text decide to go here? I’m not sure if I’m going to fix this or not because I actually think this is pretty funny.